idk whether i'm a harry or louis girl or what but they hurt me so much
yeah i'm a louis girl there is no longer any question
NIALL WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IN HIS CLASS PASSED HISTORY OF MAGIC BECAUSE HE HAS NO TROUBLE RETAINING THE DATES AND DETAILS OF EVERY GOBLIN BATTLE
NIALL WOULD ALMOST CRY WHEN HE REALIZED THAT ON A BROOMSTICK YOUR BAD KNEE DOESNT MATTER
NIALL WOULD BEFRIEND EVERY HOUSE ELF IN THE KITCHEN SO HE WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIS COMMON ROOM WITH POCKETS FULL OF EXTRA TREACLE TARTS THEY GAVE HIM
NIALL’S PARENTS ARE MUGGLES WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE TRANSFIGURATION PUNS HE MAKES BUT THEY CHEER LOUDER THAN ANYONE WHEN THEY WATCH HIS PRO QUIDDITCH GAMES
fucking!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY HORAN AT NIALL’S FIRST QUIDDITCH MATCH! NIALL ACCIDENTALLY CHARMING HIS HAIR TO BE LILAC FOR A WEEK AND THEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! HOW TO TURN IT BACK! HOUSE ELF FAVORITE!!!! HIS PATRONUS IS A RAM!!! FAVORITE CLASS IS ASTRONOMY!!!
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
because it’s nearly 4am here?
also discussing politics openly makes a lot of british people uncomfortable because we’re constantly worrying about how to be polite with it. hell, i feel uncomfortable discussing politics. you know how a lot of americans feel uncomfortable when there’s a lady nipple on tv? that’s how a lot of people here feel when politics are brought up by strangers. it’s like there’s a gigantic big lady nipple in the room with a hint of vag too.
I understand it’s his beliefs and stuff but I feel like as a celebrity he influences so many people and a lot of people don’t understand what that even means and will just follow along whatever he says, also free Palestine is really offensive to the Jewish religion
The fact that he’s a celebrity should not make his opinions and views to be quieted down, it should let him freely express how he feels on a topic that has affected the world. And what the fuck you do understand that there is Jewish people agreeing with #freepalestine, it has nothing to do with the religion but just the mass amounts of people murdered per day
obviously i can’t speak for him but i can tell you what i know
this is a lil out of the blue…
im atheist after being raised christian (church of england if it matters)
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Do you think Louis intentionally buys clothes that are a size too big so someone else can fit into them as well? How considerate.
Louis (to Harry): It’s live while you’re young, innit?
i will NEVER get over this