othisredding:

boybandquicksand:

NIALL WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IN HIS CLASS PASSED HISTORY OF MAGIC BECAUSE HE HAS NO TROUBLE RETAINING THE DATES AND DETAILS OF EVERY GOBLIN BATTLE

NIALL WOULD ALMOST CRY WHEN HE REALIZED THAT ON A BROOMSTICK YOUR BAD KNEE DOESNT MATTER

NIALL WOULD BEFRIEND EVERY HOUSE ELF IN THE KITCHEN SO HE WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO HIS COMMON ROOM WITH POCKETS FULL OF EXTRA TREACLE TARTS THEY GAVE HIM

NIALL’S PARENTS ARE MUGGLES WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE TRANSFIGURATION PUNS HE MAKES BUT THEY CHEER LOUDER THAN ANYONE WHEN THEY WATCH HIS PRO QUIDDITCH GAMES

fucking!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY HORAN AT NIALL’S FIRST QUIDDITCH MATCH! NIALL ACCIDENTALLY CHARMING HIS HAIR TO BE LILAC FOR A WEEK AND THEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! HOW TO TURN IT BACK! HOUSE ELF FAVORITE!!!! HIS PATRONUS IS A RAM!!! FAVORITE CLASS IS ASTRONOMY!!!

2 hours ago WITH 3,894 notes VIA lovedrunklouis (Source: direct-news)

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

5 hours ago WITH 399,082 notes VIA kukfitta (Source: jenkristofu)
Anonymous asked: Why haven't more UK bloggers mentioned Zayn's tweet? SMH

because it’s nearly 4am here?

also discussing politics openly makes a lot of british people uncomfortable because we’re constantly worrying about how to be polite with it. hell, i feel uncomfortable discussing politics. you know how a lot of americans feel uncomfortable when there’s a lady nipple on tv? that’s how a lot of people here feel when politics are brought up by strangers. it’s like there’s a gigantic big lady nipple in the room with a hint of vag too.

5 hours ago WITH 1 note
Anonymous asked: Why is it uncool? Um

alphazyn:

twerkinlou:

I understand it’s his beliefs and stuff but I feel like as a celebrity he influences so many people and a lot of people don’t understand what that even means and will just follow along whatever he says, also free Palestine is really offensive to the Jewish religion

The fact that he’s a celebrity should not make his opinions and views to be quieted down, it should let him freely express how he feels on a topic that has affected the world. And what the fuck you do understand that there is Jewish people agreeing with #freepalestine, it has nothing to do with the religion but just the mass amounts of people murdered per day

5 hours ago WITH 213 notes VIA rentboylouis (Source: twerkinlou)
Anonymous asked: Hi, how does the UK feel about Palestine? I want to try and understand Zayn's tweet a bit better :)

obviously i can’t speak for him but i can tell you what i know

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6 hours ago
Anonymous asked: what's your religion?

this is a lil out of the blue…

im atheist after being raised christian (church of england if it matters)

7 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Louis's shirt is so big, I can't!

ohthefond:

HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Do you think Louis intentionally buys clothes that are a size too big so someone else can fit into them as well? How considerate.

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hazandloustolemyheart:

harrioandlouigi:

Louis (to Harry): It’s live while you’re young, innit? 

i will NEVER get over this


1 day ago WITH 13,593 notes VIA whatiwishicould
  • people on tumblr: WHO CARES IF A GIRL WEARS HER HAIR SHORT!!! IT'S HER CHOICE SHE'S ALLOWED TO DO WHAT SHE WANTS!!!!
  • same people on tumblr 5 mins later: what the fuck harry's hair is so long and ugly when will his greasy ass get a haircut it looks so bad
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